I've contributed $100 and change to the Kansas City Sports Commission and will become a pseudo-triathlete on May 23rd now. I'm tentatively been assigned bib number 1070, so you will recognize me as I'm carried out on a stretcher after drowning in the first 50 meters.
Honestly, I'm not *that* concerned about finishing. The distances are really pretty short, thus the "sprint" moniker. 750 meter swim, 20k bike ride, and a 5k run. Easy peasy, lemon squeezy. Hehe.